I think you should have enough trust in me, that I would absolutely make fun of unfortunate vulture noises.
[ He would. ]
But alas, unfortunately, the answer to your question is no. I have no fucking idea what happened-[ Language. Guess that's a sign on its own that he's no longer taking care of it. ] -but I'm doing my best to figure out how to help him.
It sounds pretty cryptic, so I'll just add: he's not dying, he's not even badly wounded. It's just that his body decided to grow blades instead of skin.
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[ He would. ]
But alas, unfortunately, the answer to your question is no. I have no fucking idea what happened-[ Language. Guess that's a sign on its own that he's no longer taking care of it. ] -but I'm doing my best to figure out how to help him.
It sounds pretty cryptic, so I'll just add: he's not dying, he's not even badly wounded. It's just that his body decided to grow blades instead of skin.